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Old Apr 12, 2010, 11:37 AM // 11:37   #1
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Default The TRUE purpose of the hidden Shining Blade camp...

For all those who have brainwashed into believing the Shining Blade were some kind of rebel force fighting to retake the Krytan Kingdom from the glorious and benevolent White Mantle, I give you...


Krytan's Special Drug Force has infiltrated the Shining Blade camp and through the use of specially trained drug sniffing bears we have discovered a caravan filled with what appears to be an illegal substance. This explains why there is such a large military presence hidden in the hills of the Talmark Wilderness. A secret Shining Blade camp growing dirty crops to fund their dishonourable war against the revered White Mantle, protectors of the people.

While the White Mantle use their dwindled numbers to try and bring wisdom and peace to the people of Kryta, the vile Shining Blade have been participating in an illegal trade taking advantage of innocent Krytan villages in an effort to fund their evil war. How else do you explain so called "Princess" Salma's rags to riches transformation?


Possibly funded by the spoils of their illicit business in the wilderness...

OBEY and we will banish this vile organisation from Kryta forever!!
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Old Apr 12, 2010, 11:51 AM // 11:51   #2
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Ah, I had been wondering where the poor 'princess' Salmonella obtained the wealth for her recent "I got bling!" makeover... thank you for uncovering the truth of this matter.

The Shining Blade? More like a Tarnished Knife as the truth about these vile criminals is uncovered...

OBEY, end this menace... for the sake of all Kryta's children!
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Old Apr 12, 2010, 12:01 PM // 12:01   #3
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Drug money... No wonder the Shining Blade lives in the woods. Bunch of hippies.
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Old Apr 12, 2010, 12:25 PM // 12:25   #4
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Lies!! All Lies!!

1. Your accusations of drug dealing are baseless. That is a common plant found all over Kryta. And, really, drug-sniffing bears?

2. Upon Princess Salma's acceptance of her duty to Kryta, she gained access to her inheritance. This allowed her to dress according to her rank. And, considering the cost of the White Mantle armor, I wouldn't bring up fiscal responsibility issues if I were you.
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Old Apr 12, 2010, 01:08 PM // 13:08   #5
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Since when was "Skanky ho" a duty to Kryta? She's certainly not dressing like a queen...

Accepted what inheritance? Her supposed father, the former king of Kryta FLED when the charr attacked, there is nothing for her to inherit but a mantle of shame, she is just a leech living on LIES and money STOLEN from innocent, hard working Krytans...

Even if this brat was an illegitimate royal offspring she has no claim to the throne that her father abandoned, and really what good and noble citizen of Kyrta would want such cowardly blood ruling over them with her lies, spreading her heathen beliefs, tithing their labors...

OBEY the Unseen ones, cast down these lying, cowardly traitors!

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Old Apr 12, 2010, 01:25 PM // 13:25   #6
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I knew something fishy was going on in that camp! This also explains some of the intelligence I received about flora transports from the Maguuma Jungle.
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Old Apr 12, 2010, 01:35 PM // 13:35   #7
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The White Mantle is taking freedoms, and giving back a false sense of security.

I'm not telling you what to do, I would'nt even know where to begin. But first you've got to get mad! Stick your head into an outpost and shout like a Paragon "I'm mad as Balthazar, and I'm not going to take it anymore!"

Dismantle it and I will advertise it!

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Old Apr 12, 2010, 01:43 PM // 13:43   #8
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And just how is driving back the Charr, keeping the undead hordes at bay, protecting the world from Vizier Khilbron's machinations and absorbing the refugees from three war wracked nations "a false sense of security"?

Only one more threat needs to dealt with...

OBEY, traitors that seek to harm Kryta will not be tolerated!
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Old Apr 12, 2010, 01:54 PM // 13:54   #9
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The White Mantle were wrong in thinking the Mursaat were 'gods'. But the Shinging Blade were wrong in thinking they were evil. We should have found a way to work with them, instead of against them.
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Old Apr 12, 2010, 02:18 PM // 14:18   #10
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The Mersaat, Knowing the ancient Draconic prophecies from captured Seer texts, were systematically murdering any human exhibiting the "Talent" to become the "Chosen Ones" Who would "Herald the twilight of the Mersaat race". Using their influence to "Convert" a weak minded drunken White Mantle guardsman the Mersaat begin a religious campaign of genocide against "Talents" to prevent the release of the Titans by whose hand they were destined to die.
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Old Apr 12, 2010, 02:22 PM // 14:22   #11
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OBEY traitors that seek to harm. Kryta will not be tolerated!
I think that is what you meant to say

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We should have found a way to work with them, instead of against them.
No conflict? Where is the fun in that? This is continental civil war, hippie. Pick a side.
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Old Apr 12, 2010, 05:01 PM // 17:01   #12
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If Salma is the true Queen, why has she not produced a birth certificate? The Krytan people demand the truth!

The Shining Blade make deals behind closed doors, and want to shove their plans down our throats! They are indoctrinating our children with fables of five gods... or was it six now?!

Better keep your story straight guys...

I just...
I just love my country so much...

I demand that my patriots OBEY the White Mantle. Their justice is as fair as it is balanced!

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Old Apr 12, 2010, 05:21 PM // 17:21   #13
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Ah, I had been wondering where the poor 'princess' Salmonella obtained the wealth for her recent "I got bling!" makeover... thank you for uncovering the truth of this matter.

The Shining Blade? More like a Tarnished Knife as the truth about these vile criminals is uncovered...

OBEY, end this menace... for the sake of all Kryta's children!

Oh yeah, the White Mantle is all about the children, until they get old enough to be viciously murdered on top of a bloodstone in the name of a race of Goa'uld wanna-be spell casters who care about nothing other than their own continued survival!
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Old Apr 12, 2010, 05:37 PM // 17:37   #14
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Whats the grugling noise .... no wonder the archers are cheering doing /stupid emotes .... gurgle gurgle gurlge ... ahhhhhhhh whooo caressss.
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Old Apr 12, 2010, 05:41 PM // 17:41   #15
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Old Apr 12, 2010, 06:23 PM // 18:23   #16
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Obey the white mantle
Dismantle Anet
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Old Apr 12, 2010, 06:36 PM // 18:36   #17
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I demand that my patriots OBEY the White Mantle. Their justice is as fair as it is balanced!
This game isn't balanced, therefore Dismantle!
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Old Apr 12, 2010, 06:53 PM // 18:53   #18
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Ok so I guess no one completed Prophacies, because you are the enamies of the mantle and the "unseen ones"( what a BS name). I say dismantle, because sacrificing people on the bloodstone is just wrong. Oh and by the way I dont know if anyone else feels this way, but the mantle/kryta feels like nazi germany... "obey", whats next, all people who arent tan and have tatoes on there face should be killed?!

Let me know what you think. (just dont be a A-hole plz)
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Old Apr 12, 2010, 08:41 PM // 20:41   #19
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Ok wait lemme get this straight...
The White Mantle have special green plants which can make you very happy and the Shining Blade don't......

...What was the question again?
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Old Apr 12, 2010, 09:22 PM // 21:22   #20
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Lmao
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